Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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