did you get engaged???
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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