these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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