watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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