a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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