Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
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Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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