Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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