You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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