It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
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Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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