i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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