Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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