Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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