there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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