grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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