don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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