You work out of a Hotel?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
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