would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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