Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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