I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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