dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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