Can i not drive my cunt home
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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