he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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