More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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