YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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