im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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