I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm having to shit out rocks
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