Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
You were trust falling into bushes
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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