hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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