I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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