You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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