I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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