What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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