do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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