By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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