p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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