just tell him i said nine months
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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