Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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