i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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