at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I think I just sharted jello shots
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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