This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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