This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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