3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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