I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You took a bar mat shot.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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