I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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