I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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Floor bacon is actually really good
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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