I love black thongs
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I enjoy the company of your penis
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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