Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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