so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Randomize