Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Randomize