Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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