its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
We have so much sex to catch up on
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it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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