You're my little dorito
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
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Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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