I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
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I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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