When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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