Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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