Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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